Week 41 – The Delivery
Dear delivery people (UPS, FedEx, and USPS),
I know that our house has been a very popular stop lately. It seems that everyday atleast one of you deliver some sort of package addressed to us. I’m sure that you know our address and what our house looks like by heart. Between the boxes that say diapers.com, Babies-R-us, our new vacuum cleaner, two packages from B & H photo, a box from Amazon.com, and a few Mary Kay boxes, I’m sure you think we are some sort of crazy child porn people living in this house. Rest assured we are not. We are welcoming our first child into this home and we are just getting it prepared for him. Please be patient as we get the things that we need to make this house his home. I’m sure there will be more packages delivered to us in the near future and you will continue to wonder who we are and why we need something from Hot Mama. We thank you for your patience in the multiple deliveries you are making to our house in our anticipation of our special delivery.
Brandon, Liz & William